(Source: sews)
Is anybody awake to read this update? Or should I wait til tomorrow?
POOR MICHELLE
WHEN SHE BARELY PULLED OFF HER HALFTIME ENTRANCE
WHEN HER WEAVE WOULDN’T BLOW IN THE WIND LIKE BEY AND KELLY
WHEN SHE MISSED HER MARK AND WASN’T CLOSE ENOUGH TO BEYONCE
WHEN BEYONCE GAVE HER THE LOOK
WHEN SHE COULDN’T DO THE SIMPLEST MOVE IN SINGLE LADIES
WHEN BEYONCE REALIZED MICHELLE COULDN’T DO THIS
WHEN BEYONCE STOPPED THE SHOW AND DISMISSED MICHELLE AND KELLY (POOR KELLY, SHE WAS KEEPING UP)…AND MICHELLE TRIED TO SAY SORRY, BUT BEYONCE PAID NO ATTENTION TO HER
WHEN SASHA FIERCE HAD TO SAVE THE SHOW
yall were wrong for this one
How to respond to Jehova Witnesses
Black super hero (Taken with Cinemagram)
Me and my fatty aka my nephew (Taken with Cinemagram)
i’m laughing so hard i’m crying
the bacon pancakes was just an amazing ending to this amazing post
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Please Reblog
(Source: butthorn)
So, you’re the bitch, who saw the bitch, who told the bitch, that I was a bitch. If I’m a bitch, then you’re a bitch for calling me a bitch. Your mom is a bitch for having a bitch, your dad is a bitch for fucking a bitch. Well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch. Who’s the bitch now? Bitch.
Shawty Lo And His TEN BABIES MAMAS and 11 Children will star in an one-hour show called “ALL MY BABIES MAMAS” on the OXYGEN channel.
We can’t have anything nice.
This is why I dont…you know what…just
WELL SOMEONE CANT FUCKIN COUNT ??THATS ALL IM SAYIN 
(Source: matehyaeff)
That awkward moment when your teacher says “find a partner”…
And you have no friends in that class so you’re like…
And then you’re like “can I work alone”?
And the teacher says yes. So you pretend you’re too cool to work in partners and you look like…
But inside you’re like…
(Source: benotnobody13)
Come on sistas I know he gave some sort of sign that he wasn’t shit before y’all laid down.
