February 2013
Is anybody awake to read this update? Or should I...
cepstrangers:
I am!
POOR MICHELLE →
disney-shade:
deonteblue:
WHEN SHE BARELY PULLED OFF HER HALFTIME ENTRANCE
WHEN HER WEAVE WOULDN’T BLOW IN THE WIND LIKE BEY AND KELLY
WHEN SHE MISSED HER MARK AND WASN’T CLOSE ENOUGH TO BEYONCE
WHEN BEYONCE GAVE HER THE LOOK
WHEN SHE COULDN’T DO THE SIMPLEST MOVE IN SINGLE LADIES
WHEN BEYONCE REALIZED MICHELLE COULDN’T DO THIS
WHEN BEYONCE STOPPED THE SHOW AND DISMISSED...
How to respond to Jehova Witnesses
n1gjohn:
January 2013
17 tags
11 tags
So, you’re the bitch, who saw the bitch, who told...
That awkward moment when your teacher says "find a...
sodamnrelatable:
And you have no friends in that class so you’re like…
And then you’re like “can I work alone”?
And the teacher says yes. So you pretend you’re too cool to work in partners and you look like…
But inside you’re like…
9 tags
If Trey dies in Texas Chainsaw Massacre
issimplyaamazing:
insanely-innocent:
i’m gonna be all
then i’ll just be all
not if when
December 2012
Jhene Aiko -Mirrors
phoenixedo:
the world when its 6 am and you havent slept all night
the world when it is 6am and you have just woken up
society: are you under 100 lbs?
girl: no, but im happy.
society: is your hair down to your ass?
girl: no, but im happy.
society: do you have huge boobs?
girl: no, but.
society: do you have a perfect smile?
girl: no, but.
society: do you have a flawless face?
girl: no.
society: Do you realize how ugly you are?
society: Do you realize that no one wants you?
society: Do you realize you're stupid?
society: Where did you go?
society: Have you commited suicide?
society: Omg, no, she was so beautiful, and special, and loved, she will be missed so much, society is so ugly, why did she have to go?
Fat and Beautiful. Don't act like it's a...
pumpsinabump:
I just want a man with a voice like Trey Songz to sing into my coochie.
Is that weird? It is?
